Whilst I'm not a mother, and shan't be for quite some time, lately I feel like I'm a surrogate mother to quite a few kids. A day rarely goes by these days when I'm not being barfed on, changing poopy diapers, bottle feeding, organizing nap times, potty training etc.
So, if there's another immaculate conception this century and it happens to be me, I feel prepared.
Enjoy these gems in the meantime. (They were not my idea. She's the instigator.)